Vaseline
Your therapy chatbot freezes mid-breakdown. Your eighth rental application bounces back. The alerts have become white noise. And that’s the last straw- you didn’t even know straws were still legal.
Vaseline. The final analog lifeline.
When everything else leaves you raw. Apply before you break.
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